Friday, April 23, 2010

Republicans Trash SEC for Surfing Porn

That's right ladies and gentlemen. Our "hard" working tax dollars that budgets the Securities and Exchange Commission have been paying high ranking officials in the commission while they surf porn on government computers.

In a story released by FOXNEWS(1), 33 probes into the computer use of the SEC have been made over the last 2 1/2 years. 31 out of those 33 probes found that officials high withing the SEC have been going around the security measures to view porn at the office.

Now according to Merriam-Webster.com(2), pornography is defined as "the depicition of erotic behavior (in pictures and writing) intended to cause sexual excitement." Oh my lord, apparently these government officials had nothing better to do at work than surf porn. Wait, isn't our economy in the dumps right now? Hmmm, maybe they did have something to do at work. I know, WORK!!!!! Rep. Issa stated it best, "high ranking officials of the SEC is spending more time looking at porn than they are taking the appropriate action to stave off events that put our nation's economy on the brink of collapse." I would have to agree with the representative.

I feel that these officials should be tereminated immediately and should have to forfiet any pension that was due to them for wasting tax payer dollars. Our economy is in crisis, but hey we have time to watch porn instead of fixing the problems.

If you want to watch porn, do it at home in the privacy of your own home and don't waste tax payer dollars.


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1)www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/23/republicans-slam-sec-porn-surfing-report
2)www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pornography

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