The "Oscar" for the biggest idiot in the entire world goes to......Mr. Stephron Bennett, 20, from Columbus, Ohio.
Now you may be wondering why I'm going to give Mr. Bennett such a prestigious award. According to the story, "Police: Robber Returned, Asked for a Date," (http:/www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32751751/ns/us_news-weird_news/) Mr. Bennett along with two other males allegedly robbed the house with the homeowner inside. The three males manage to get away, however Mr. Bennett decided he liked the victim so much that he felt compelled to return to the house two hours later and ask the victim out on a date. Bingo, idiot of the year.
According to the victim, Mr. Bennett was immediately recognized and while she was speaking to him she had family members call 911. Mr. Bennett was then arrested in front of the home of the victim and is currently being held in the Franklin County Jail. I wonder if the people that he commited the crimes with are now thinking if Mr. Bennett is going to turn their names over to the authorities as well.
All I can think about while I was reading this was, the victim had to be "hot." Not just attractive, but out of this world gorgeous. Now I know what some of the women out there that is going to read this are going to say, "typical man." But wait a second ladies. Don't cast judgement just yet. For a man to commit such a horrible crime, to violate her sanctuary, and then return to the scene of the crime, the woman has to "smoking hot."
I do feel very sorry for the victim. I also feel tremendous admiration for the victim as well since she showed tremendous courage in speaking with the robber and having the sense to have another family memeber call 911. I also hope and pray that the offender gets what he deserves from our justice system. Please believe me when you reader's out there read this. I was not making fun of the crime. I was making fun of the fact that 99% of all criminals are STUPID.
I hope and pray that the victim of this crime will be able to move on with her life and try to put all this behind her.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
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Wow. Just--wow.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to read about more idiots reaping the rewards of their own stupidity, look up the Darwin Awards. Some of them get pretty darn funny.
I don't think this guy was thinking with his brain. Did he honestly think he would not get caught or that she wouldn't call the police? I mean, come on, seriously. I would not want to be seen by the person ever again, let alone go back and ask for a date.
ReplyDeleteThat is a great story! I love stories about stupid thieves. When I was home, I used to watch The World’s Dumbest Criminals on Reality TV.
ReplyDeleteWow, that is stupid!
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